J is thinking.
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Y: have you tried the delicious milk yet? its not for drinking its for dipping cookies, one day i’m gonna get though to you…
R:
Y: am i right or am i right?? whats the from am i right am i right am i right??
R: its nice… no idea where thats from
Y: Groundhogs day… hmm, this is the most delicious milk ever. yum yum yum. so it’s good milk right??
R: OMG its sooo good, you’re right.
— work
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continuation:
“He’s just a fucking Mexican, tell me how fucking mexicans are necessary. TELL ME!”
“If we fire one spaniola and the place falls apart- we should just close down now. RIGHT NOW- WE SHOULD JUST CLOSE!
“He’s just a fucking Mexican, tell me how fucking mexicans are necessary. TELL ME!”
“If we fire one spaniola and the place falls apart- we should just close down now. RIGHT NOW- WE SHOULD JUST CLOSE!
— work
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E: fuck him and the horse he rides on- fuck him he blew a gaskett in my brain- where is eddie i want him right now, now now now.
M: you are not being smart, let me talk to him, let me, let me
E: he’s not the boss, im the boss, im the boss, im the boss im the boss.
work.
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OMG you know who you should punch in the face, douche bag- he’s a punching bag… hahahaha.
omg ur daughter is soooo cute, i can tell shes gonna be fucking hot when she grows up.
— work
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Y:I have some delicious milk. Want some delicious milk? You ever taste delicious milk?
R: it’s really good.
— work
A poop story
my son Elijah is 4 years old
I took him to the bathroom in a public place and he was taking forever. I mean, literally like 15 minutes on the throne.
I would ask him from time to time, you doing good buddy? Everything alright? You still working in there?
to which i would usually get a grunted reply, yeah- still going dadda.
finally i was like, Elijah, seriously your sister and i are waiting forever, lets go. He says ok dadda; im done.
Around this time, a guy comes into the bathroom and starts to use the urinal next to the stall we are in. Elijah pops up off the toilet and looks in at what i can only describe as a pile of poop double the size of the kid it just came out of.
without hesitation, elijah looks in and says- look dadda, looks like snakes fighting.
the guy in the stall starts cracking up laughing as do i as elijah just looks in wonder.
truly the funniest kid i have ever known.
a request
- From: "Boss"
- Do u think we could jst change out our operatign systm for Excl spreadshets instead? How long do u think it would take u?
- -M
- From: Brianne
- Well, you will need to port all of your old data into a cherry pie, and then ride a magic unicorn to the Converter Delta where you must solve the mad gnome's riddles. Then, he will send you to the golden chamber in the center of the Internet and after you battle all of the orc++s, you'll be able to feed the pie to the Snarflax. The Snarflax will flee, but track in and gather its fewmets. The fewmets will be in .csv format, which you can easily open in Excel.
- Let me know if you have any questions.
- -B
- From: 'Boss'
- That is funny btu I want u to take this serious
- -M
- From: Brianne
- I can't.
- -B
- From: 'Boss"
- Y not?
- -M
- From: Brianne
- Google it.
- -B
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Joey, focus on me for one second- Puerto Rico is part of the U.S.?
— work
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A: why does it smell like something is burning?
B: because something is burning.
A: gawwwd. (annoyed that something is burning)
— work
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